Who Wrote These Rules? Jimmy Buffett?


LET’S DISCUSS what “Essential” means during our time of quarantine. It’s all over the board but here are a few things you CAN’T do and YET CAN DO. Yeah, it’s just a little irritating. Liberty IS at stake here. Have no doubt.



Go fishing=NO…Get an abortion=YES


Buy seeds=NO…Play the Lottery=YES


Go to the park=NO…Go to the Liquor store=Yes


Go to Goodwill=NO…Go to Walmart=Yes


Go to church=No…Go to the Pot store=Yes

I LOOK AT THIS NONSENSE and wonder, “Who wrote these rules? Jimmy Buffett while he was strolling down his private beach with a margarita in one hand and a doobie in the other?”

PARDON MY VULGARITY, but the man did have a hit song entitled, “Why Don’t We Get Drunk and Screw?” Well, you sure can get drunk, get high, fool around, and then solve the problem with an abortion.

BUT DON’T TRY TO SHOP at the consignment store for children’s clothing or go to church. Did you know, in some states, congregants have been ticketed for sitting in their cars in the church parking lot!?

SURE SOUNDS AS IF SOMEONE is wasted away in Margaritaville. Our elected officials.

#heatherblanton #stayathomeorders #reopenthecountry #pokethebear #rebellion #defyexpectations #coronavirus #QUARANTINE #idiotpoliticians #selfisolate #jimmybuffett #defianceseries #aladyindefiance

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