I practice three hours a day, so when I meet a pirate, I can kill it…or jump overboard.
My great-great grandfather Cappellari immigrated to the United States from Italy. We don’t know too much about him, but a story does circulate in my family about his journey here. According to this story, he and his dog boarded a ship and set off on their merry way across the Atlantic. Everything was going according to plan until his ship was attacked by a hoard of bloodthirsty pirates who killed every last living soul except for my ancestor (and his dog). While some migh